How Not To Solve Your Debt Problem

1.    BORROW! BORROW! BORROW!

You can never know when borrowed money will come in handy. The security you get from the hoarded cash is a sure validation of its existence! When the banks offer loans with insignificant interests attached, get you some. If a friend hits the jackpot, make sure it benefits you too. Make hay while the sun shines!

2.    BUY THE WORLD FOR YOUR KIDS

There is absolutely no reason at all why you should hold anything from your little ones: you don’t want them to remember their childhood as deprived and more so the neighbors to think you are bad parents. If your daughter Ashley wants the newest doll in the market, go get it for her, no matter the cost. She’s your little angel, right?
Anything for the children!

3.    BE CHARITABLE TO FRIENDS

You really can’t sit back and watch your friend suffer unless you are a monster and you don’t deserve to be any one’s friend. Have them borrow from you as much as they need. You can even go ahead and get loans from your folks because you never know how much the returns will be. The money could just multiply itself into unbelievable figures and if things don’t go as anticipated, your friend can always give back what they owe you.
A friend in need is a friend indeed!

4.    GET MORE CREDIT CARDS

It doesn’t only give you the chance to get things you dream of; it also works miracles on your social status especially if you have something close to fourteen credit cards!

5.    GO GAMBLING

That’s the only place you give away money with the hope of getting more instantly. Now you know the money may not come back to you so arm yourself with a little help from your favorite tarot card reader.

6.    GET A LOAN TO BUY STOCKS

Its normal for many companies to take advantage of the peoples retirement money promising them heaven only to end up falling with the peoples money leaving them bankrupt with no one to blame. If you want to get poor fast this would be the perfect highway to adverse poverty. Depending on quick get rich schemes.

     


7.    GET A NEW AUTOMOBILE

You definitely are what you drive and cars like fashion trends come and go so why stick to one make when you can change? Always go for the latest car, you don’t want to be the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood, right?

8.    DON’T LET A SALE PASS YOU BY

Fortune and chance knocks once at your door so why lose the opportunity? When the deal is too good, there is no time to think twice, grab it while you still can because you are not guaranteed that it will take forever.

9.    NEVER KEEP MONEY FOR FUTURE

Why save when you earn every week? Pension will take care of future eventualities. Furthermore you may not be there to spend the money you save so why leave it for others? Money will always be there. Live for today, tomorrow will take care of itself.

10.    RID THAT DEBT WITH ANOTHER

Borrowing is an integral part of life so when creditors are on your neck and you know a place you can borrow to pay, do it while you cool your heels and get your bearing. If another creditor comes and you still can borrow why wait? Do it, and if by chance you get a chance to get your friends in, don’t hesitate.